Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Roll your Rumph

Underachieving Florida wide reciever (I know, like there's ever been an underachieving wideout from Florida) Taylor Jacobs has been shipped to San Francisco for equally underachieving and oft-injured Hurricane DB Mike Rumph. In another move apparently geared towards making the Washington Redskins into "The U" North, we've added another Miami player to our stable which already includes Clinton Portis, Santana Moss, Sean Taylor, Rocky McIntosh, and unlikely-to-make-the-team Buck Ortega.

Now that Jacobs is out of the burgundy and gold, he becomes just another Florida product in the NFL and thus I say "good riddance". As a Tennessee Volunteers fan, I hate Florida and Jacobs can rot on the San Francisco bench for all I care.

Mike Rumph, on the other hand, will hopefully be helped by the change of scenery and the band of former 'Canes on this roster. He'll provide much needed depth and flexibility in the secondary, after our nickel and dime corners got worked like Tera Patrick's backside against the Bengals.

Welcome aboard Mike. Now go make some plays.


Blogger Bon said...

Dear God, please tell me it is not so DCSC!?!?!?!? You are not truly a Volunteer fan, are you? The only team I hate more than the Vols, is FL.

Even my in-laws that live in Nashville hate the Vols. This is horrific news, and I must warn Tac and Wayne as we are all die hard Dawg fans.

This is a dreadful revelation......

Sun Aug 27, 07:14:00 PM  

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