Who am I?
I am a professional athlete.
When I was injured, I was unable to participate in the qualifying for my team's international competition.
I complained, petitioning to have an exemption made for me.
I was successful in getting myself onto the team, bumping someone more deserving of the spot from the team.
I flew halfway across the world to participate competitively, only to come up lame in practice.
I withdrew from the competition, tucking my tail between my legs and saying that not winning the competition at this level would be okay, even though I went so far out of my way to get here.
I will now watch on TV as the person I originally bumped off of the team now competes in my place, just as it should have been in the beginning.
I suck.
Who am I?
When I was injured, I was unable to participate in the qualifying for my team's international competition.
I complained, petitioning to have an exemption made for me.
I was successful in getting myself onto the team, bumping someone more deserving of the spot from the team.
I flew halfway across the world to participate competitively, only to come up lame in practice.
I withdrew from the competition, tucking my tail between my legs and saying that not winning the competition at this level would be okay, even though I went so far out of my way to get here.
I will now watch on TV as the person I originally bumped off of the team now competes in my place, just as it should have been in the beginning.
I suck.
Who am I?
posted by I-66 at 7:55 PM
2 Comments:
Yeah, that is pretty wack. Now they're going to show 12 hours of Michelle Kwan's greatest hits.
I completely agree. The other girl got flown in, which is good, but she missed out on the opening ceremonies, which is why Kwan is a bitch. Fuck her.
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